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Gheb is a sexy mofo who will enlighten you in teh ways of raep.
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-- Gheb has made you lose the game
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Tl;dr any thing posted by gheb is tl | |
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First of all, Ghebism is a better name for the religion. What do the Ghebists believe in? Is reincarnation a part of Ghebist beliefs? What are the central practices/prayers, if any? | |
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Ghebology enlightend me in teh ways of raep. | |
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Ghebologists believe in the doctrine of the Super Adventure Club | |
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Are there health benefits for joining? | |
--He who eats too much food, turns into this;
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WILL THERE BE RAEP? | |
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Ugh... no. | |
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Ghebologists/Ghebists believe that lust is the only feeling and the only way to get rid of that lust is by raep. The way one prays to the almighty one is getting you and 9 other Ghebists and gang raeping a loli, while shouting "GHEB, MY HAWT GOD GIVE BLESS ME WITH EPIC!" | |
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Wow... So is there health benefits or not? | |
--He who eats too much food, turns into this;
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If not being raeped by Gheb is a "Health Benefit", then yes. | |
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Here is the doctrine of the Church of Gebology: At the beginning there was only Gheb. Gheb raped himself and thus created Big gang raep. Thus Gebium was created, which created all life. In 2012 the holy Gheb will run out of spermcells and thus the world will end. | |
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If the 9 other girls are really hot and the loli is 16 and a real person, fuck yeah I'll join! Otherwise, no. | |
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Another has joinded, praise be Gheb, the Unholy Patron of Raep. | |
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Amen. Moar liek Raepmen amirite? | |
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I'm not liking those health benefits... Thanks, but I'm not quite ready for the comitment. Oh and I'm not much into raep. | |
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I don't know guys....I think Ephraim is way cooler then Gheb. | |
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^ What a fag. | |
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http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/fugitives/cac/hars_ej.htm
^ Gheb IRL | |
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Never join the church of Gheb. Its filled with cult rapes. | |
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