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I don't know if there's a thread like this already posted, but if so I'm sorry...  (I'm a n00b).

Anyway,  this is the place to drop off any chodes, whores, and/or douchebags that you discover on YouTube.  Drop a link to their channels, tell the forum why they suck, and then we attack until there's nothing left but scorched earth and a metric fuckton of BAWWWWW.  

The cancer is spreading, and these whores get harder and harder to stop with each passing day.  The time for action is NOW!  Everyone polish off your L337sabers 'cause it's time to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING.  

I think this thread will help us focus our rage on major offenders - not strictly popular offenders like Shane Dawson or MysteryGuitarMan, but also the plethora of smaller fish out there who are continually able to abuse the system unchecked.  If we catch these whores and destroy them early on in their YouTube careers we just might avoid another Shane Dawson... ya never know. 

The bigger they are the tougher they are to get to, so it's best if we nuke 'em early IMHO.

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I'll get things rolling with this failbucket:

http://www.youtube.com/user/THEREALHEMINEWS

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=hemijeep19&annotation_id=annotation_109792&feature=iv#p/u/1/46ao4Ik57Ng

This guy is one of the worst whores I've ever seen on the toobs of you.  His vids are totally lacking in content and they have very misleading titles... such as "Justin Bieber - Baby - ft. Ludacris Official Music".  This leads one to believe that the video will include the official Justin Bieber song, if not the music video itself.  Ha! no.  In reality it's just a fat douche running around in a fucking beaver costume like a furfag singing about how "Bieber" sounds a little like "beaver"... Jesus fucking Christ.  He, of course, also begs for comments and subscriptions constantly, and utilizes the ever-so-popular thumbnail trick. 

By far the worst of his offenses IMO occurs during his shit vlogs about sports and such.  While describing a certain event (i.e. Shaun White winning gold at the Olympics) he will have red boxes pop up that say things like "click here for video!!!" when in reality THERE IS NO FUCKING VIDEO.  Once clicked you will be transported to another one of his lame vlogs, and yet again a red box will appear proclaiming "click here for video!!!".  This cycle never ends.  He's the only person I've seen who has used this tactic (there's probably more), but I must say that it's the biggest whore move I've seen to date.   

Check out the above links and see for yourself.

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Go ahead.  List some more cannon fodder and unleash the INTERNET HATE MACHINE!!!

P.S.  This thread might need to be stickied  for maximum lulz.  Then again, this may have been a stupid idea for a thread and I should go eat a shotgun instead.

Sorry for the double post but I couldn't let this shit slide.

Here's another vid made by the same cockhole listed above that I found on his 3rd channel: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdNb9Fj2mik&feature=channel

If titling your vid "MATT DAMON DIES! HE'S REALLY DEAD!"  isn't view whoring I don't know what is. 

Peace out.

Update: 

I've been posting hate comments on HemiJeep19's vids for the past few hours.  Not only have I now been blocked from posting (surprising I know), but my comments and all other negative posts by other YouTubers have been deleted.  That's totally not fascism. ^>_>^ ...

This guy needs to burn.  Archfiend, if you agree that this cash whore needs to be stopped I think one of your war videos would be just the thing to put this smegma-eater in his place.  I don't have a cam or I'd do it myself.  If you don't want to that's fine.  I'll just rage in silence for the rest of my YouTube-using life.

Alright, I'm done.  tl;dr I know, but I had to vent somewhere.

I am sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry for coming back here to rant yet again, but the dirt just keeps piling up for ol' HemiJeep19.  First of all, Pete (his real name) has fucking dozens of YouTube channels, so I know I've barely scratched the surface when it comes to digging up dirt on this guy. 

Shane Dawson, RWJ, iJustine, MysteryGuitarMan, etc. are fucking saints compaired to this guy.  Pete's not just a whore, he's evil.  Oh, and I've been writing this whole time as if you are all unfamiliar with HemiJeep19, so if you do indeed know of him I appologize if much of this seems rhetorical. 

Archfiend, you thought that iJustine malaria video was bad?  That wasn't shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Aa8Jf_jFY&NR=1

For those of you who didn't watch it, the abhorrent video above was made after that terrible Olympic luge accident in which a man was killed.  This vid is tastless and apathetic enough on its own, but as per usual Pete here put up a red box link with the text "CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO"... yeah... *facepalm.  Now of course there is no video of the accident posted.  As I mentioned earlier Pete has a nasty habit of redirecting viewers to his channel and to his other vids by posting trick red box messages.  Thank God this one is no different.  However, this is still the most exploitative video I have ever seen.  He is using a man's DEATH to gain more traffic to his channel.  There is no excuse for this, and he must be exposed.

Yes, Shane Dawson and the other top twenty are rewarding to go after because they're big shots, and it's always lulzy to watch a giant fall, but even the slutiest of whores in the top twenty have never stooped this low.  I only wish I had the time to watch all of Pete's videos.  I'm sure there's still a boatload of dirt that has yet to be discovered. 

You gotta stop this guy, Archfiend.  He's getting bigger every day, and I feel certain that you're the only one who has the voice to actually do something about it.

P.S.  I never take drugs but after watching that video I had to pop a couple of Klonopin to stop myself from shaking out of rage.  I can't recall hating a single person this much in my entire life.  Fuck.  That's it... for now at least.

Woah. This is mad long. My eyes started to cross reading this. Very descriptive though, good job.

I had four biscuits, and then I ate one, and then I only had three.

TJSurgery at May 18, 2010 at 5:48 PM

I had four biscuits, and then I ate one, and then I only had three.

Can I has one plz?

Critty at May 18, 2010 at 6:18 PM

TJSurgery at May 18, 2010 at 5:48 PM

I had four biscuits, and then I ate one, and then I only had three.

Can I has one plz?

No!  Well maybe.

TJSurgery at May 18, 2010 at 6:24 PM

Critty at May 18, 2010 at 6:18 PM

TJSurgery at May 18, 2010 at 5:48 PM

I had four biscuits, and then I ate one, and then I only had three.

Can I has one plz?

No!  Well maybe.

Plz? Me love you long time!

TJSurgery at May 18, 2010 at 5:48 PM

I had four biscuits, and then I ate one, and then I only had three.

We get it TJ.  You are a math whiz.  No need to show off about it.

And yes, viceguard, this shit is a plague that needs to be stopped or atleast slowed down on Youtube.

That's why I fear what these phuck rags will do after the next national tragedy in the U.S.  I will be very busy that week calling out as many of these whores as possible once a epic tragedy hits, god forbid one does though.

hahaha .. dude.. relax.. no matter how much we hate them. sad to know, we can't do nothing about it. literally