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This was an idea I had for a video some months ago that I want to go ahead and try here.  I have done this numerous times before in my chat room here but not so much recently.

The concept is simple.  Ask me "would you rather do A or B". 

Good examples:

Would you rather tongue kiss Shane Dawson or jerk off Shay Carl?

Would you rather lose a hand or have a 1 inch penis?

Would you rather have your father turn into a flaming cross-dressing homosexual or a mom that goes to jail for prostitution and crack posession?

Would you rahter never have sex or masterbate again or be deaf?

Would you rather get a million dollars or be guarenteed to live to 100 years old?

Protip:  Do not make both options something I would actually want to do.

Protip:  Lack of creativity will just be deleted.

Protip:  Both options should be as close to as equally dreadful as possible.

Protip:  THINK before you click "submit".

BE PHUCKING CREATIVE!!

Would you rather jizz over  iWhore's or Lisa Nova's face?

Note from Archfiend:  You're doing it wrong.

Would you rather put all your fucking ideas into one post or be a twat and have a different post for each idea?

Note from Archfiend:  Option C.  Just delete the twat posts.

would you rather give the fail toys guy a handjob while looking at his big pedophile beard grinning at you, or have to go clothes shopping with gheb and watch him change?

Would you rather the Eagles go 0-16 or go to the NFC Championship only to lose to the Dallas Cowboys?

Note from Archfiend:  Dude, your signature.  Tone that shit down you attention whore.

Would you rather drink with the Irate Gamer at a club or drink with Ray William Johnson and get dateraped at Shane Dawson's house a few hours later?

Would you rather bitch-slap Shane Dawson or sucker punch the Irate Gamer?

Note from Archfiend:  the scenario is lame if both options are something I want to do.

Would you rather give Shane Dawson a rim job or lick Shay Carls sweaty gooch?

Would you rather answer one of Shane Dawson's open ending questions or jizz onto Shane's mom stupid jew face.

Would you have sex with Gheb if it ment you could have sex with iWhore right after, or would you rather have sex with Shane Dawson if it ment IG would,right after, get suspened off YouTube, GotGame.com firing him, his myspace & facebook accounts automatically closed, and his website getting hacked? The choice is yours.

Would you rather be in a boxing match against the old Mike Tyson or a wrestling match against Batista.

Would you rather be disemboweled and feel every last aching pain as you are cut up with an electric saw (much like darby in "law abiding citizen) OR would you rather be psychologically paranoid everytime you *try* go to sleep for the rest of your life (ie. You see a black figure standing in the corner of the room).

Would you rather be with someone who is smart but ugly, or someone who is hot, but kind of stupid?

Note from Archfiend:  Can you not ask a question where the answer is absurdly obvious?

Would you rather be a professional troll or a religious zealot?

I got another good one, is it okay to double post? Arg, phuck it!

Would you rather sit through a whole marathon of Shane Dawson videos or a whole marathon of Lolicon Anime?

Would you rather play the shitty games that suck ass or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk?

"Note from Archfiend: the scenario is lame if both options are something I want to do."

Do you not want to live to 100 or do you not want a million dollars?

Would you rather blow Shane Dawson or touch Gheb?