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Here is what I think will happen on Sunday night: 

The Miz defends the WWE Title against John Cena.

So don't care.  Cena wins the title AGAIN in a WM main event.  Only thing I can see happening to change that is the Rock screwing Cena out of the win and setting up a future cena versus Rock match.  Regardless, Cena gets booed out of the building during the entire match since children come to Wrestlemanias in smaller numbers than other live shows.

Edge, with Christian in his corner, defends The World Title against Alberto Del Rio, who will be seconded by Brodus Clay.

Edge wins via help from Christian leading to a feud between Christian and Del Rio post mania.  Only way I see del Rio winning is if Cena loses his match.  The reason I say that is you almost HAVE TO have one of the heavyweight titles change at Mainia.  But I don't see that happening in this match.

The Undertaker vs. Triple H in a No Holds Barred match.

If HHH wins, I riot.  Seriosuly, I have a bad feeling about this.  This has the potential to let egos and lameness get in the way of how this match SHOULD end.  I have hope that Vince will let Taker continue this streak of wins at Mania but invilving HBK leaves the smell of a upcoming screwjob finish in the horizon.  Oh and I will never watch WWE again if Stephainie is in any way inviolved with HHH winning.

Bottom line, Taker wins.  Or else!

Randy Orton vs. CM Punk.

This is my prediction for match of the night.  I look for Orton to win this in a vicious non-face manner and hopefully set up his return to the dark side.  The Nexus will have to be involved in this somehow and screw over Punk leading to a future feud between Punk and his Nexus cohorts for not "getting the job done".

Michael Cole, with Jack Swagger in his corner, will take on Jerry Lawler. Steve Austin will be the guest referee.

Fuck this match.  Cole wins via involvement from the mystery GM.  Jim Ross returns to call this match and the rest of Mania.

John Morrison, Trish Stratus and Snooki vs. Dolph Ziggler and Lay-Cool.

Double-fuck this match.  I will take this match as an opportunity to take a; shit, piss, puke, whatever break.  Umm... Team Morrison wins.  Trish is on the next Tough Enough and it will give her more legitimacy on that show to get a win here. 

Fuck WWE for this consistent burrying of guys like Morrison, Kingston, Ziggler etc. by keeping them in these shit gimmick fill-in matches.

Sheamus defends The US Title against Daniel Bryan.

Runner up match of the night.  Sheamus wins since he has been aborted by the company after getting a mega-push last year.  Time to get his white-ass back on the map.  Bryan is the star of this match though.

The Corre vs. Santino Marella, Vladimir Kozlov, Kane and The Big Show.

*flips coin*

The Corre wins, 

Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes.

Rhodes wins.  His dad shows up or something.  Whatever.

Interesting predicitions if I may add.